Thursday, December 20, 2012

SaTurnAllia -El Caganer for the 21st Century

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And on this hallowed SATURNALLIA 12/21/12...

...which may be the last for those with Mayan affinity (in which case we will all be fertilizer by tonight  any way).....

All Hail to

Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo

-  Kyle, you 'J-O-O ' bastard, you're the best kid on TV since Linus with his Great Pumpkin <3 ( in other words... you are F<@&i^g AWESOME!!)
- Kenny - ILY forever !! You survived and so will we !
 YAY...     it's a Saturnalia miricle


South Park: Holidays with the Hankeys (Running Press Mega Mini Kit)

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

EL CAGANER- the universal equalizer








HAPPY SaTurnAllia 12/19/12 
Caganer gegant al centre comercial Maremagnum
19-foot tall El Caganer - Barcelona


Here are two factoids that one wouldn't necessarily expect to find in the same Wikipedia entry:

"the infant Jesus is God in human form" ...and.... "everyone defecates."

                                                                                                            (Wikipedia search-"ElCaganer")


Ah,
 El CAGANER,
the wondrous Universal Equalizer !!


This much-loved characteristic has been part of traditional Nativity scenes all over Catalonia for centuries. This colourful character is often difficult to spot. El Caganer is usually placed in an obscure area - behind a suitably placed bush, for example - and not actually centre stage with the infant Jesus himself !  One thing is certain, it is an example of Catalon humor!

Originally, El Caganer was always portrayed as a Catalan peasant wearing a traditional hat called a barretinaa red stocking hat (almost identical to  pileus, the felt cap normally worn by the Roman manumitted slave during Saturnalia. Popular hat with the Santa's as well!) .


El Caganer now comes in many shapes and forms, spider man & Krampus are two examples - all performing the exact same action - defecating. That's right :-) actually squatting down, with their trousers round their knees, having a bowel movement!

Caganer Demon Wings
 


So how did El Caganer get stationed with Maji?
The widely-accepted answer is very simply that Farmers believed ,quite practically, that El Caganer's "offerings" enriches the earth around them making the soil rich and productive for the coming year, thus promising a buena cosecha (a good harvest).  This translates into a general good omen for the future. Upon purchasing a Caganer, you are told that owning one will bring good luck and prosperity ...


          Association of Friends of the Caganer --(Yes, Virginia, there is such a thing...) - states that the figures were meant to add "a human side to the representation of  the mystery of Christmas..."

My wonderful brother-in-law Dale(who is no stranger to ITALY) gave me this philosophical gem when my children were toddlers.....
Everybody Poos


And so, we welcome El Caganer's presence  as a distinguished part of SaTurnAllia;

El Caganer represents the equality of all people:
 regardless of status, race, or gender, everyone poops!

A Toast...
..To El Caganer ,the 'prosperity' inside each and every one of us!
 ......wand  wishing you also, healthy digestion cycles in 2013!

Io SaTurnAllia
 
\,,|/

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Naughty is the new Nice !

    nauGhTy  or  nicE        ? !?! ?  

To be, or not to be.....on Santa's Naughty list.... ........

...Stuffed into Krampus' basket for one Hell-of-a- Celebration. 

As a linguist, I know that all languages are constantly changing because the people who utilize language are alive and therefore, constantly changing. 
...........hmmmmm........ 

This immediately sets my mind in search of explanation of this seasonal question...

.....What characteristics qualifiy one's name to appear on Naughty list rather than Nice list ??????? 
 
....Turns out, "naughty" wasn't connected to a sense of morally wrong, wicked or evil until the 1520's.  Children didn't get the 'disobedient" label of the "N" word until 1630's.....

...........hmmmmm........

 
                                                          Naughty
late 14c., naugti "having nothing,"
from OldEnglish -nawiht , naught, void of.
 






                                                  Nice
late 13c., "foolish, stupid, senseless,"
from Old.French- nice "silly, foolish,"fussy"
from Latin - nescius "ignorant," lit. "not-knowing," from ne- "not" (see un-) + stem of scire "to know"
1636-"too great a favorite with the ladies, who have charmed out of it all its individuality and converted it into a mere diffuser of vague and mild agreeableness." [Fowler]

NO Vague diffusion here......!!!
We, the emissary of SaTurnAllia:
 1)    Declare allegiance to the 14century(pre 1630) meaning of NAUGHTY = void of
           Specifically, SaTurnAllia Naughtiness is void of greed, ill-will, senseless intent or fussy etc.
            etc......a.k.a. NAWIHT of stoo-pid, platitudinous ignoramousness!

2)     Dedicate all activities, attitudes and celebrations of  SaTurnAllia 2012 to everything that is
              NAUgHT of silence,  naugti of sSTanDing sTill !!!!

         i.e. MUSIC and DANCING higHLy RecommenDEd.... fOLLowed by LUYL buns and

          SLEePing-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

3)  DO  entice you to join Steve and Alli in some  NaUghHTy MERRIMENT! !!  !! 
          Help someone(s) laugh...we dare you!

In the immortal words of  SaTurnAllia's -God-'O-MisRule himself...
NAUGHTY IS THE NEW NICE
                                                                            ~Steve the Baum~
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Sunday, December 16, 2012

Krampus-Krumpet-GRINCH !!


Krampus is a mythological creature or demon, particular to Austria and Hungary,Croatia, (Czecho)Slovakia, Slovenia and northern Italy . It is believed that Krampus accompanies Saint Nicholas during the Christmas season, warning and punishing bad children (in contrast to St. Nick, who gives gifts to good children).

The word Krampus originates from the Old High German word for claw (Krampen).
Images of Krampus usually show him with a basket on his back used to carry away bad children and dump them into the pits of Hell. He is occasionally shown with wings (though not here!) and usually with two different sorts of feet, one cloven and the other taloned.

Krampus....sounds like Krumpet...as is Mount Krumpet...home of one of my favorite Krampus characters
THE GRINCH !!!!!


Who is the inspiration for
OUR OFFICIAL SaTurnAllia MOTTO......
 
NAUGHTY IS NICE ENOUGH
Sending  you invitation to have some naughty fun today also!!
 
Io SaTurnAllia
 

SaTurnAllia- 12_13_12 St. Lucia's Day


HAPPY SaTurnAllia Everyone !

To-day is the  13th !

 No matter the month, 13 is always the best.  It has always been my favorite number.

Many around the world Celebrate on the 13th of December.  They use Lucy as their reason for dancing, lighting candles and eating yummy spiced bread.

Saint Lucy (283–304), also known as Santa Lucia, was a wealthy young Christian martyr, killed in Syracuse, Italy, for refusing to submit to her heathen husband,.  There are many legends of how she was killed, all come to the same dark end....her eyes were plucked out.
YOW-ZAH !!

", . In some versions of the tale God restores her sight. She is shown here on the right with two of her traditional symbols or attributes - the palm-frond of Martyrdom and her own eyes upon a salver or cake-stand! 

The Lussekatter or Lussebollar are spiced buns flavoured with saffron and other spices and traditionally presented in the form an inverted S with two raisins a-top (perhaps representing St Lucy's plucked out eyes!?). 
Her feast day in the West is 13 December (to-day!); with a name derived from lux, lucis meaning "light"

December 13 was the date of the Winter Solstice in the Old Julian Calendar (replaced by to-day's Gregorian Calendar in Britain in 1752, where Wednesday,12 September was immediately followed by Thursday, 14 September - a change that brought considerable consternation and rioting at the time ----but not here and now cuz our theme song today comes un-ashamedly  from Cool and the Gang..............C E L E B R A T E  good times, C'mon !!!!  !!   !!  !!

The Metaphysical Poet, and Dean of St. Paul's cathedral, John Donne wrote his poem "A Nocturnal upon St. Lucie's Day, being the shortest day" in 1627. The poem begins with: "'Tis the year's midnight, and it is the day's," and expresses, in a mourning piece, the withdrawal of the world-spirit into sterility and darkness, where "The world's whole sap is sunk."

A good day for delicious hot Wassail and buns, in other words!
AND SO, IN HONOR OD THE WONDERFUL,very ALIVE
LUCIA de-BO-TOWN........we celebrate

 S(uper)T(errific) . LUCY's Day the SaTurnAllia way by eating Steve's YUMMIE-LICIOUS buns ! 

With each bun, we mention a person that "lights up" our life and then have fun describing evidence to support our claim!

Instead of Lussekatt'a  we named our buns LUYL Buns (Lighten Up You Life)

Lucia, this bun's for you ...lol

And if you are getting this email- we are eating one in your honor as well!
 
When Steve and I went to the market to buy saffron, which is the spice used in the tradidional LUYL/Lussekatter buns, we discovered that A gram ( fills less than a tablespoon's worth) of Saffron cost more than $20.00.
The sales clerk followed us through the check out process to ensure that we paid full price for our (quite literally) precious spice.
Steve commented that it is worth more than gold.....
In another legend (that gets as much attention as St. Lucy), three Wise men, of great wealth, came to pay respects to a baby believed to be an ethereal deliverer. They brought the family gold (understandable), Frankincense (spices)& Myrrh (balm agent) .
I have to say, I now have a greater appreciation for the thoughtfulness of the wise guy who brought the spices!
May you all have wonderful December-the 13th

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SaTurnAllia 12 12 12 @ 12:12:12


Hello All,
The theme for our 2012 traditional season trip is SaTurnAllia
:-)

What is SaTurnAllia??

It is the celebration of SATURNALIA( an Ancient Roman festival ) STEVE & ALLI STYLE!
It starts December 12, 2012 at 12:12:12 A.M.


The following Information pertaining to SATURNALIA is posted in celbration of :
Rollie-Pollie !!

Saturnalia was introduced around 217 BCE ....

By the beginning of December, writes Columella, the farmer should have finished his autumn planting (De Re Rustica, III.14). Now, at the time of the winter solstice (December 25 in the Julian calendar), Saturnus, the god of seed and sowing, was honored with a festival.
Saturnalia became one of the most popular Roman festivals. It was marked by tomfoolery, mayhem, merriment and the reversal of social roles, in which slaves and masters ostensibly switched places (much like the Lord of Misrule in later Medieval Christian celebrations). Later, it was used

to raise citizen morale after a crushing military defeat at the hands of the Carthaginians. Originally celebrated for a day, its popularity saw it grow until it became a week-long extravaganza. Efforts to shorten the celebration were unsuccessful. Augustus tried to reduce it to three days, and Caligula to five (Party 'El Caganers' )
Saturn is often portrayed holding a sickle or scythe in one hand and a bundle of wheat in the other.
 
This artist has "shown old Saturnus in his chariot pulled by winged serpents, wearing his purple robes and party pileus and brandishing his scythe.The roundels on his chariot depict the star-signs Capricorn and Aquarius which he governs.
 
After picking the painting of Chariot-riding-Saturn, My Steve deciced to provide us with a SaturnAllia chariot complete with "purple" serpent-engine-power !!! 
(This next part is for Tabitha  who created the term for my most favorite car of my dreams):
................IT's A DOO-DATTY BUG !!!
IT's a SaTurnAllia DooDatty Chariot!
 
Though I was not flying across the sky, I felt like I was , putting across the countryside...

The customary greeting for the occasion is a “Io, Saturnalia!” Io (pronounced “e-o”) being a Latin interjection related to “ho” (as in “Ho, praise to Saturn” which may be the inspiration for modern " HO HO HO here comes Santa").

Io Saturnalia Everyone and may you ALSO feel joy .....like flying high in the chariot of your dreams this first day of SaTurnAllia!!!
To my Saturn God..... Io Steve !  \,,|/